If you want to secularly celebrate today, I would recommend doing so by watching Ash Wednesday (1973), a movie starring Elizabeth Taylor in which she gets plastic surgery on her face, butt, and breasts in an attempt to save her marriage with her husband, played by Henry Fonda.
Will he love her more after she improves her appearance? Or will her new scars disgust him? Either way, should she sleep with the hot young man who keeps on looking at her with randy eyes? I’d be interested in finding out, but I can’t find the movie anywhere online.
