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Melancholia: A Review

Lars Von Trier’s latest rom-com, Melancholia, is a film about a planet that has been hiding behind the sun, and suddenly appears as a red dot in the constellation system. It is headed straight for earth, and when it hits, life will end. Juxtaposed with this harbinger for the end of the world is the story of a family, rife with dysfunction, who come together to celebrate the marriage of their daughter, Justine, to Eric the Vampire, Alexander Skarsgard.

At first glance, Justine is the picture of the perfect, glowing bride. But as her wedding progresses, it becomes clear that like Melancholia the planet, her own deep melancholy has creeped upon her, unbeknownst to those who weren’t watching her carefully. Heralded with a blaze of self destructive events—Justine leaves her dinner to go relieve herself on the golf course that surrounds her brother-in-laws ridiculous mansion, and then, when shit really hits the fan, she returns to the space to violently ride a man who is not the groom—Justine’s mental illness blackens the world around her, dragging those surround her into the depths of despair.

By the time that the planet finally does crash, a tiresome 2-hours and something-minutes later, Justine and her family, defeated, are ready to welcome death.

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Icon of the Week: Charlotte Rampling

This post is going to be ridiculously NSFW, so I’m going to begin it by telling you that if you want to hear more about Charlotte Rampling, you’ll have to click on “See More.”

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Icon of the Week: Charlotte Rampling

My friend Bobbi (a beauty herself) emailed me this weekend to ask if I had thought about making Charlotte Rampling my icon. I had not, but five seconds on IMDB convinced me pretty thoroughly that I was a fool not to have featured her earlier.

Charlotte Rampling has the kind of beauty that reverberates through generations. She’s Carla Bruni, she’s Eva Green, she’s Natalia Vodianova and she’s Gisele Bundchen, all rolled into one, and aging ever so gracefully. 

She has an exquisite cinema lineage, working as she has with Woody Allen (in Stardust Memoriesand Luchino Visconti (in The Damned), and her career continues to flourish, unlike many of her contemporaries, in movies like Swimming Pool and the upcoming Never Let Me Go. 

(I hate it when my Icon posts start sounding like E! True Hollywood stories. I can’t believe that I just said “exquisite cinema lineage.” Who do I think that I am, Roger Ebert? I’m gonna leave it.)

Charlotte is British, but she has starred in more French and Italian films than I have fingers to count on. I can only assume that she speaks with something of a mixed accent, draws in her cheekbones before she pulls a drag from a cigarette, and sleeps with much younger men, frequently. 

For you, Charlotte. For freckles on your nose, and back massages from Woody Allen. For living with two men and posing naked. For amorality and innocence, for the dark side of life in the characters you play. For being more than a little alluring to me, Charlotte Rampling, you’re my Icon of the Week.

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