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A Brie Grows in Brooklyn

"Mabel's not crazy... she's unusual."

Ever since flying through Hong Kong three weeks ago, I’ve been trying to remember this 1950s movie I watched one time that was set in Hong Kong. Today, I remembered what it was called, finally: Love Is a Many Splendored Thing.
Basically that’s the worst two sentences I’ve ever written, because I’m delirious.
I guess you should watch it. It’s like An Affair To Remember with Chinese people. Actually not really at all, but they both are love stories, and have that technicolor glow.
Just a thought, but I’ve been up since 3:30am, so it’s probably the best one I’ll have for the rest of the afternoon.

Ever since flying through Hong Kong three weeks ago, I’ve been trying to remember this 1950s movie I watched one time that was set in Hong Kong. Today, I remembered what it was called, finally: Love Is a Many Splendored Thing.

Basically that’s the worst two sentences I’ve ever written, because I’m delirious.

I guess you should watch it. It’s like An Affair To Remember with Chinese people. Actually not really at all, but they both are love stories, and have that technicolor glow.

Just a thought, but I’ve been up since 3:30am, so it’s probably the best one I’ll have for the rest of the afternoon.

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This is what I’m looking at right now. 
(Just kidding! Photograph by Asger Carlson. But I am in Hong Kong. Well, I’m writing this the night before I leave. I hope that when this goes live—when I’m in Hong Kong—I’m eating some fucking noodles instead of hanging myself in the restroom with a felt airplane blanket.)

This is what I’m looking at right now. 

(Just kidding! Photograph by Asger Carlson. But I am in Hong Kong. Well, I’m writing this the night before I leave. I hope that when this goes live—when I’m in Hong Kong—I’m eating some fucking noodles instead of hanging myself in the restroom with a felt airplane blanket.)

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