A Review of All the Junk I’ve Been Watching: Part I

So, as those of you who read this blog regularly know, I’ve been sick, and complaining about it an enormous amount, like a gigantic infant. I blame my behavior on my mother, who has babied me through illnesses since I’ve been a tiny baby. She has Münchausen syndrome.
(I kid! She was actually an ER nurse, and she’s the most loving caretaker. If you’re ever sick, you should go live at my house, where my mother will wrap you in blankets, rub your head, and put you on a diet of brown rice and bowel cleansing tea. She will dote on you very much, and also you will lose weight.)

On a normal night, without being heavily medicated, I sleep for about five hours. So when I’m sick, I sleep for eight. The rest of the time I spend either watching things online or, if I can lift my poor, poor feeble head, reading books.
I tore through an enormous amount of junk in the past three days. Here’s a review of some of the things I watched.
Justified: Season 2

