One of the many compromises that Caleb and I made when I first moved in to the apartment was that if I got rid of the Battleship, he would re-upholster his couch, which was covered in an earth-toned “1970s cokehead record producer” print.
To find fabric, we went to the Decoration & Design building, which is like Fuller Building of art galleries, only for interior design. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, you’re a philistine. I just made a rhyme.
There’s really no reason why you should know what the D&D building, because if you’re not a designer or a rich person, you’re not welcome there. Basically, it’s 17 floors of fabric and furniture stores open only to people in the industry. I apologize for the Philistine comment. I only made it for the sake of my verse.