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"Mabel's not crazy... she's unusual."

Icon of the Week: Charlotte Rampling

This post is going to be ridiculously NSFW, so I’m going to begin it by telling you that if you want to hear more about Charlotte Rampling, you’ll have to click on “See More.”

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The reasons why I chose Goldie Hawn as my icon of the week are becoming increasingly apparent to me.

(This clip is likely NSFW)

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How Much Is your Body Worth?

(Photograph of Lisa Lyon by Robert Mapplethorpe chosen because I just saw an exhibit of his work at MALBA, along with my first Argentinian hipsters. Claps all around.)

Commence GCHAT conversation with Rony regarding selling part of your body to buy an apartment in Buenos Aires…

 Rony:  hey there

may I ask you an ignorant question, pls?

 me:  yes, of course

 Rony:  why don’t women sell their eggs?

why is it so expensive?

 me:  it’s like a lot of hormones

 Rony:  I’ve never understood that

 me:  you have to “harvest” them

it’s really Gattaca and disgusting

 Rony:  ie scrape them out

 me:  you have to do hormone treatments for like 6 months

 Rony:  hmmm

 me:  and they make you act like a lunatic

 Rony:  I want my sister to do it

I will arrange it all

and act like an agent / pimp

and take 40% commission

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