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A Brie Grows in Brooklyn

"Mabel's not crazy... she's unusual."

When I got home yesterday evening, I noticed that there was a large white canvas propped on top of the basket on my bike. At first, I thought that it might be a note telling me to move the eyesore—right now, my seat is half missing and covered in duct tape. Instead, it was a painting of a single stalk of asparagus.
It didn’t register that the painting might actually be a gift. I thought it was a throwaway that someone left on the street. So I smiled at it, because it was pretty junk, and then went inside. A few hours later, I left the house to go meet a friend (hi Shannon!) for a drink, and it was still there.
“Do you think this is for me?” I asked Caleb, who had come outside with me to walk Franke.
“I don’t know,” he said. “But there’s a little old lady who has a studio set up right there.” And he pointed to a dark window directly behind the post where I usually lock my bike.
“Oh then, duh, it’s for me!” I exclaimed, and clapped my hands.
“I really don’t want that thing in my house,” Caleb said.
“Sshhh,” I scolded him. “She can probably hear you.”
We tried to discern a shape in the darkness, but saw nothing. I gave the blank space a quick wave anyway, and felt happy for the rest of the night. I think it’s the best present I’ve ever received.
New York can be so beautiful.

When I got home yesterday evening, I noticed that there was a large white canvas propped on top of the basket on my bike. At first, I thought that it might be a note telling me to move the eyesore—right now, my seat is half missing and covered in duct tape. Instead, it was a painting of a single stalk of asparagus.

It didn’t register that the painting might actually be a gift. I thought it was a throwaway that someone left on the street. So I smiled at it, because it was pretty junk, and then went inside. A few hours later, I left the house to go meet a friend (hi Shannon!) for a drink, and it was still there.

“Do you think this is for me?” I asked Caleb, who had come outside with me to walk Franke.

“I don’t know,” he said. “But there’s a little old lady who has a studio set up right there.” And he pointed to a dark window directly behind the post where I usually lock my bike.

“Oh then, duh, it’s for me!” I exclaimed, and clapped my hands.

“I really don’t want that thing in my house,” Caleb said.

“Sshhh,” I scolded him. “She can probably hear you.”

We tried to discern a shape in the darkness, but saw nothing. I gave the blank space a quick wave anyway, and felt happy for the rest of the night. I think it’s the best present I’ve ever received.

New York can be so beautiful.

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I just had a lot of fun writing a review about Michael Mahalchick’s exhibition, IT, at CANADA Gallery.
No word on my final judgement. But the show closes on April 8, so go check it out before then, if for no other reason than having the experience of finding CANADA, which is on Chrystie Street just above Canal, in a completely random office building. Located a few doors down from Popeyes, it’s haunted by weirdness like so many interior spaces in that part of town, and I loved the experience of figuring out where it is. 
Chinatown is the fucking shit.

I just had a lot of fun writing a review about Michael Mahalchick’s exhibition, IT, at CANADA Gallery.

No word on my final judgement. But the show closes on April 8, so go check it out before then, if for no other reason than having the experience of finding CANADA, which is on Chrystie Street just above Canal, in a completely random office building. Located a few doors down from Popeyes, it’s haunted by weirdness like so many interior spaces in that part of town, and I loved the experience of figuring out where it is. 

Chinatown is the fucking shit.

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The Walking Dead Are Taking Over New York City

Caleb and I watched the first season of “The Walking Dead” last week, which I didn’t want to do, because I’m terrified of zombies. 

It’s not because of the way that they look, or the fact that they eat humans. It’s that they pop up out of nowhere. You could be walking in a meadow or something, and all of a sudden, a zombie is going to crawl out from behind a bush, and start eating your foot. The reason why that scares me is because it kind of reminds me of my sister, who used to crawl underneath the seats on the school bus, and bite people on the leg. There’s almost nothing worse than feeling a pain on your calf, looking down, and seeing your sister attached to it with her teeth.

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My city.

My city.

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The view of the water from Red Hook, on a gloomy and poetic day.
(I think I’ll go to the same place every day.)

The view of the water from Red Hook, on a gloomy and poetic day.

(I think I’ll go to the same place every day.)

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You might be drinking this water.
(I heart the myriad colors of the Gowanus Canal.)

You might be drinking this water.

(I heart the myriad colors of the Gowanus Canal.)

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Christmas tree shopping in Nolita.

Christmas tree shopping in Nolita.

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The sunset in New York, no iPhone filter, no CGI effects, no end of the world in sight.

The sunset in New York, no iPhone filter, no CGI effects, no end of the world in sight.

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Authentic New York, 2010

Authentic New York, 2010

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Yesterday, I was riding my bike the wrong way down the bike lane in Brooklyn, and some guy screamed at me, “You’re riding the wrong way, you’re going to cause an accident.”
I wish that I had thought to scream back, “You’re so busy screaming at me, you’ll probably cause an accident yourself, asshole.” 
But I didn’t.  
And it only added to the difficulty that I’m having adjusting back to life in New York, to this rule-based culture that we’ve established to make living in this cramped, baked city possible.
I don’t know if I’m capable of living such a life, in such heat, with no space for freedom. I don’t know if I can bear it. I may have to expatriate. 

Yesterday, I was riding my bike the wrong way down the bike lane in Brooklyn, and some guy screamed at me, “You’re riding the wrong way, you’re going to cause an accident.”

I wish that I had thought to scream back, “You’re so busy screaming at me, you’ll probably cause an accident yourself, asshole.” 

But I didn’t.  

And it only added to the difficulty that I’m having adjusting back to life in New York, to this rule-based culture that we’ve established to make living in this cramped, baked city possible.

I don’t know if I’m capable of living such a life, in such heat, with no space for freedom. I don’t know if I can bear it. I may have to expatriate. 

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New York Is The Coolest City In The World, 2010

New York Is The Coolest City In The World, 2010

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New York to Buenos Aires via splendid JFK.

New York to Buenos Aires via splendid JFK.

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