When I first started this blog, I did a weekly feature called “Dead Men I’d Like To Have Married.”
Then I ran out of old movie stars that weren’t gay, and I stopped. Which isn’t to say I wouldn’t have married them anyway.
Federico García Lorca is definitely a dead man I’d like to have married. He was also most definitely gay.
Never thee mind, Federico, my ovaries are calling to you. Can you hear their feeble yearning?