Icon of the Week: Charlene Wittstock, The Future Princess Consort of Monaco

Basically the only articles The New York Times website recommends for me are pieces about war atrocities and royal weddings.
Which is how I came upon a sweet little item that Albert II, the Prince of Monaco, is to wed Charlene Lynette Wittstock, a former Olympic swimmer from South Africa, this coming Saturday, July 2.
Is it just me, or should someone with the name Charlene be precluded from bearing a royal title?

Charlene is just about the hottest piece of ass to marry a European royal since Grace Kelly, which is fitting, considering that she’s marrying Grace’s son.
