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The Fall: A Review

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I trust very few people’s opinions on television. But those that I do trust never fail to disappoint. Most particularly, my friend Daniel, who is able to predict, almost always, exactly how much I’ll like a program. While the rest of us go about our business, he relentlessly scours international media for reviews of television shows. Because of it, he’s always a month or two ahead of trend. It’s awesome.

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Yesterday, in a panic, I asked him to recommend some things to watch. Right now, I have Borgen and Orphan Black on the docket (check them, homies), but I’m saving them for the plane to China. 

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Knowing that I hate serial killers, he jokingly told me to watch “Hannibal” if I wanted to shit my pants for 16 hours. Then, he suggested “The Fall,” which I then googled, and concluded was an Irish cop drama starring an actress who closely resembled Gillian Anderson.

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I know as usual that I’m a few weeks behind the true fans, but I just started watching Rectify this week, and it’s really moving me. I think that it might be the soundtrack, which hits all of the right heartstrings at all of the right moments. Even the introduction song kills me.
Basically, it’s about a man, Daniel, who was put on death row after being convicted of raping and murdering his girlfriend. At the time, he was 18. Nineteen years after his conviction — and five appeals later — he is released on a DNA technicality. He returns back to the small town in Georgia where he was raised — to his mother, who sent him books, to his sister, who fought for his life, to his half-brother, whom he’s never met, to his step-brother’s wife, whom he calls his Beatrice.
After thinking so long that he’ll never look out a window; never touch a woman; never walk on grass; never feel love, he founds himself back in the world, in its entirety. Every little thing is a miracle. 
The plot is moved by a re-trial — although Daniel’s been released, he hasn’t been exonerated. It’s not clear what has happened to his ex-girlfriend; I have a sense that Daniel, whose affect reminds me of John from Cincinnati, might be less innocent than he seems. Still, you feel for his character so deeply. 
The season pass for the show is only $9.99 on iTunes — or you could watch it illegally, I’m sure. It’s worth it if you’re looking forward to a show for the weekend. It’s only on the sixth episode.

I know as usual that I’m a few weeks behind the true fans, but I just started watching Rectify this week, and it’s really moving me. I think that it might be the soundtrack, which hits all of the right heartstrings at all of the right moments. Even the introduction song kills me.

Basically, it’s about a man, Daniel, who was put on death row after being convicted of raping and murdering his girlfriend. At the time, he was 18. Nineteen years after his conviction — and five appeals later — he is released on a DNA technicality. He returns back to the small town in Georgia where he was raised — to his mother, who sent him books, to his sister, who fought for his life, to his half-brother, whom he’s never met, to his step-brother’s wife, whom he calls his Beatrice.

After thinking so long that he’ll never look out a window; never touch a woman; never walk on grass; never feel love, he founds himself back in the world, in its entirety. Every little thing is a miracle. 

The plot is moved by a re-trial — although Daniel’s been released, he hasn’t been exonerated. It’s not clear what has happened to his ex-girlfriend; I have a sense that Daniel, whose affect reminds me of John from Cincinnati, might be less innocent than he seems. Still, you feel for his character so deeply. 

The season pass for the show is only $9.99 on iTunes — or you could watch it illegally, I’m sure. It’s worth it if you’re looking forward to a show for the weekend. It’s only on the sixth episode.

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Justified, I Love You: 21 Reasons

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Ok, so this is just gonna be a stupid fan girl gushing session directed mostly at my brother Stuprendan, and the three other readers, or so, of this blog with whom I regularly communicate about “Justified.” But the last two episodes have been so fantastic that I think they literally gave me a contact high. I just finished this past Tuesday’s, and I am beaming with joy.

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It’s sort of like a great novel that’s taken the time to really develop the characters, so you know exactly how they’ll act in any given situation. They stay true to themselves — and loyal to the viewer. You truly love them.

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Whoever is writing the shows these days has really picked up their game — I think Justified might be the best show currently on television. The past two episodes are certainly the best tv I’ve seen all year.

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Terriers and El Bulli: Watching Recommendations

I’ve basically run out of things to watch on Netflix, and our DVR isn’t working, so I’m getting kind of desperate. I’ve already watched all of the “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” episodes on Entertainment On Demand (Channel 1012, bitches), as well as ‘Don’t Be Late For the Wedding.” What a miserable woman that bitch with a weave seems to be. I would start watching Community, or Fringe, but I get really tired of clicking through ad pages to find shows illegally online. 

In an attempt to have some good television karma come my way, I’m going to suggest two things that I recently watched that I really enjoyed. 

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Justified Season 3: A Review

I was in the midst of watching Timothy Olyphant awkwardly interact with Rose Byrne in an episode of Damages last night, when I realized that I forgot to write about Justified in the review section of my post yesterday. 

Now, I personally think that Justified is the most underrated show on television, but I’m warned you before, and I’ll warn you again, that judgement is definitely influenced by the stirrings I get in my lady parts whenever Raylan Givens—played by Olyphant—walks on the screen. 

Because if a show like Damages is all about no one ever knowing what the hell is really going on, and hence, no one being able to fix it, then Justified is all about the ability of one man—Raylan—to walk into any dirty situation, and within one episode, be able to clean it all up, whether he knows what’s going on or not. Shit, all the man needs to be wearing is his cowboy hat, and every bad guy loses his gun, and every pussy within a 10  mile radius is sighing with relief.

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GIRLS: A Review

I was wondering why Lena Dunham’s new show on HBO, “GIRLS,” got the bitch slot (10:30pm) on the Sunday night line-up, despite all of the glowing reviews in the media. Or at least the New York-centric, witty pop culture media that defines my worldview. 

After watching it last night, I think I know why. Despite the fact that New Yorker television critic Emily Nussbaum describes herself as “a goner, a convert” for the show, and even though writers like Frank Bruni seem to think that it defines the way that the rising generation of women feel about sex, the network executives aren’t sure it’s that good. 

And, if the first episode is any indication, it’s not. I say this with a twinge of envy-relief—and also with disappointment, because I find Lena Dunham to be really endearing, the kind of girl you’d immediately want to be friends with—but the show was dull, confusing, and myopic. “This is what middle-aged well-educated white people WANT to think 24-year-olds are like today!” I thought, as I continually checked the clock from 10:33pm until 11:04pm, waiting for the minute when I could, with good conscious, turn off the television and go to sleep.

Because from the moment that Lena appeared on the screen as Hannah, a young woman from the Midwest who has been living on her parent’s dime in New York for the past two years, to the first time she referenced how hard it is to get a job in this economy—in the publishing industry, no less, which doesn’t even pay living wages for its executives, thereby rendering a quest for a salary almost superfluous— to the awkward, uninspired sex between Hannah and her worm bellied loser of a lover, to the final scene in which Hannah, on her own, walks bravely past a TAXI CAB, Carrie-style, towards the subway, I was fucking bored.

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