My shoulders are cramping, but fuck me if I give up now. Don’t take that literally.
The next category contains the dresses that I think, for various reasons, are “bad.” Meaning either poorly chosen, badly fitted, or just plain ridiculous. I think. I haven’t looked at these dresses since 8am. My personality might have changed since then.
I’m going to start with Lana Del Rey, because she looked just atrocious. Bitch really doesn’t give a fuck, does she? Either that, or she doesn’t hire a stylist. Either way, the dress fits poorly (notice the vagina highlight), the opera cloak is ridiculous, and she looks like she got herself into some reefer. Her hair, I have to say, looks fantastic.
Lana Del Rey, whose star is waning, could have played her fame two ways. She could have gone high fashion Florence Welch style. Or she could have gone balls out crazy like this bitch Bianca Brandolini D’Adda, who is apparently the heir to the Fiat fortune:
Like, this bitch did crazy RIGHT! It’s so ridiculous it’s fabulous. I want this woman to take me to a party, and dance on tables with me!