Yesterday afternoon, I rode on my bike into the city to meet up with Shark Mobczak. Let’s just say with stitches in my knee, it was not such a good idea.
At first, everything seemed totally fine. The ride was going so well, I didn’t want it to end. Not only was the weather really nice, but the Beyonce Pandora station I was listening to was really killing it with all of my favorite hits. Let’s just say that the ride began with “Halo” and ended with 50 Cent’s “In Da Club,” and when I went over the Manhattan Bridge, I did so singing along to Lil Wayne’s “She Will” featuring everyone’s favorite pussy rapper, aka Drake. And by pussy, I don’t mean a lady’s vagina.
The lady’s vagina came in later when Shark Mobczak took a look at my wound, and started talking about what kind of scar it would make on my leg.