I don’t know how it’s humanly possible that I missed celebrities when I was looking through images of the Met Gala last night, but apparently literally every famous person to walk the Earth in either California or New York were at this stupid fucking event. So I’m doing a fashion analysis of the ones I missed, partially because I want to, and partially because I’m avoiding yet another fucking deadline.
So, before I get started on a new celebrity, I’d like to talk a bit more about Kimmy K. I know the average eye she looked like a beluga whale wearing floral wallpaper, but the more I think about her dress, the more I like it. And trust me, I thought about it at lot.
A lot of people are crucifying — is she too large for that now? — Kimmy K for her outfit choices during her pregnant, but I admire that she is fucking trying new things. Sometimes she wears like an ordinary black dress that is very form flattering, and sometimes she wears like a turquoise sack dress. She’s looking at the runways, and she’s trying whatever she wants, no matter what people think. So fuck you people who say she’s fat; fuck you who those who say she has terrible taste; fuck you all, I love that my little (big) Kimmy K.